BLUE ELEPHANT REVIEWS

REVIEW: Ford v Ferrari

I'm genuinely concerned by Christian Bale's weight transformations at this point
★★★

REVIEW: Knives Out

A hard cut to Michael Shannon screaming "YOU WANNA COOKIE?!?" was the turning point for me
★★★½

REVIEW: Jojo Rabbit

Is it bad that Hitler is my favorite character in this movie?
★★★½

REVIEW: 1917

I strongly considered writing this review all in one paragraph
★★★

REVIEW: Parasite

"It's just funny and scary movie" - Bong Joon-ho
★★★★

REVIEW: Uncut Gems

Adam Sandler wants an Oscar
★★★★½

REVIEW: Frozen II

Let it go into the unknown ("it" being this franchise)
★★

REVIEW: A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

This is not the Mister Rogers documentary
★★★

REVIEW: Little Women

Need a microscope to see these women
★★★★

REVIEW: Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

The Oh-So-Hilarious Fall of Star Wars
★½