BLUE ELEPHANT REVIEWS

REVIEW: Knives Out

A hard cut to Michael Shannon screaming "YOU WANNA COOKIE?!?" was the turning point for me
★★★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Wednesday, January 15, 2020

REVIEW: Jojo Rabbit

Is it bad that Hitler is my favorite character in this movie?
★★★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Wednesday, January 15, 2020

REVIEW: 1917

I strongly considered writing this review all in one paragraph
★★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Wednesday, January 15, 2020

REVIEW: Parasite

"It's just funny and scary movie" - Bong Joon-ho
★★★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Saturday, January 11, 2020

REVIEW: Uncut Gems

Adam Sandler wants an Oscar
★★★★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Saturday, January 11, 2020

REVIEW: Frozen II

Let it go into the unknown ("it" being this franchise)
★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Tuesday, January 7, 2020

REVIEW: A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

This is not the Mister Rogers documentary
★★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Tuesday, January 7, 2020

REVIEW: Little Women

Need a microscope to see these women
★★★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Tuesday, January 7, 2020

REVIEW: Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

The Oh-So-Hilarious Fall of Star Wars
★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Monday, December 23, 2019

REVIEW: The Lighthouse

Can two people simultaneously win Best Actor for the same movie?
★★★★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Saturday, October 19, 2019