BLUE ELEPHANT REVIEWS

REVIEW: Plane

The filmmakers clearly spent a lot of time on the title
★★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Sunday, April 23, 2023

REVIEW: Avatar: The Way of Water

James Cameron used none of his footage from Mariana Trench in this film
★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Saturday, December 31, 2022

REVIEW: Top Gun: Maverick

Back into the danger zone
★★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Tuesday, August 2, 2022

REVIEW: The Northman

Introducing Robert Eggers' shared cinematic universe! He calls it HISTORY!
★★★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Tuesday, August 2, 2022

REVIEW: The Batman

For those of you who prefer Batman as detective instead of executioner
★★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Saturday, March 19, 2022

REVIEW: Tenet

Christopher Nolan reverses time to when theaters were open
★★★★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Sunday, September 13, 2020

REVIEW: Ford v Ferrari

I'm genuinely concerned by Christian Bale's weight transformations at this point
★★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Tuesday, January 28, 2020

REVIEW: Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

The Oh-So-Hilarious Fall of Star Wars
★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Monday, December 23, 2019

REVIEW: Spider-Man: Far from Home

Far from boring
★★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Friday, July 5, 2019

REVIEW: John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

Is Keanu Reeves 55 or 25?
★★★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Sunday, May 19, 2019