BLUE ELEPHANT REVIEWS

REVIEW: Plane

The filmmakers clearly spent a lot of time on the title
★★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Sunday, April 23, 2023

REVIEW: Avatar: The Way of Water

James Cameron used none of his footage from Mariana Trench in this film
★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Saturday, December 31, 2022

REVIEW: The Northman

Introducing Robert Eggers' shared cinematic universe! He calls it HISTORY!
★★★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Tuesday, August 2, 2022

REVIEW: Belle

Belle will not be graded on a curve
★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Saturday, March 19, 2022

REVIEW: Wolfwalkers

I had a trip planned to Kilkenny, Ireland for June 2020...this will have to suffice
★★★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Saturday, February 6, 2021

REVIEW: Frozen II

Let it go into the unknown ("it" being this franchise)
★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Tuesday, January 7, 2020

REVIEW: Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

The Oh-So-Hilarious Fall of Star Wars
★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Monday, December 23, 2019

REVIEW: Ad Astra

Apparently tears fall down your face in Zero-G if you are Brad Pitt
★★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Sunday, October 6, 2019

REVIEW: The Lion King (2019)

What is the point?
★½

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Wednesday, July 24, 2019

REVIEW: Spider-Man: Far from Home

Far from boring
★★★

Posted by Matthew Thornton on Friday, July 5, 2019