BLUE ELEPHANT REVIEWS

REVIEW: Sound of Metal

There is much better metal to go deaf to than whatever this dude was playing
★★★★

REVIEW: I'm Thinking of Ending Things

I hope Charlie Kaufman is not thinking of endings things
★★★★½

REVIEW: The Irishman

The Holy Trinity of mobster flicks united in their old age and, thanks to technology, young age as well
★★★★

REVIEW: Waves

Yes, Kanye is featured on the soundtrack
★★★★

REVIEW: Pain and Glory

Antonio Banderas got old
★★★★

REVIEW: Ford v Ferrari

I'm genuinely concerned by Christian Bale's weight transformations at this point
★★★

REVIEW: Knives Out

A hard cut to Michael Shannon screaming "YOU WANNA COOKIE?!?" was the turning point for me
★★★½

REVIEW: Jojo Rabbit

Is it bad that Hitler is my favorite character in this movie?
★★★½

REVIEW: 1917

I strongly considered writing this review all in one paragraph
★★★

REVIEW: Parasite

"It's just funny and scary movie" - Bong Joon-ho
★★★★